Little Green Plug Newswire
December 2007: Coffee "Desicrates"
Sweater
HIpster Starbucks customer Blake Jean Claude Mariani from San Francisco
laments plight after he experiences his first Starbucks Coffee lid spill.
He reports that his sweater was "desecrated" after his venti
triple shot skinny 110 degree no-foam latte spilled out of the siphole
(or sip hole) and onto his the sweater. "This was my favorite mock
neck sweater. I found it at one of my favorite boutiques on Market Street.
It is like a part of me has died." We offer our sincere condolences
to Blake and can only say that he should have purchased the Little Green
Plug.
September 2007: 1st Annual Pluggie Awards
Littlegreenplug.com annouces 1st Annual Pluggie Awards for best plug
pictures from across America and around the globe. Submit your entry
by e-mailing your favorite Little Green Plug image to info@littlegreenplug.com.
Insert “Pluggie Awards” in the subject line. Show your plug
in an interesting place, being used in an interesting way or in whatever
setting you think might get our attention.
August 2007: Teen Princess Praises Plug
The Little Green Plug saves BMW-driving teen princess from spilling
coffee on her car's center console. "I did not want to have to
take my car to the car wash again this week. I just spent $70 getting
it cleaned and all that." said Brittany Herrington, of Newport
Coast, California.
August 2007: Little Green Plug Version
2.0
Version 2.0 goes into planning and set to debut by November. New features
to be added.
July 2007: George Bush Honors Little Green Plug
President George Bush cites Little Green Plug at White House and bestows
the Presidential "Prevents Coffee from Spilling In Your Car"
honor to The Little Green Plug.
July 2007: Plug Saves Wedding Day for Daddy's Little Girl
Little Green Plug saves wedding dress from immanent destruction. Crisis
is averted for "Daddy's Little Girl."
July 2007: Coffee Spill Magazine Honors
Little Green Plug
Coffee Spill Magazine gave its "Product of the Century" award
to The Little Green Plug in July of 2007. The cover shot included the
words "We Love The Plug" and a great shot of The Plug.
June 2007: Hipster Gets Walking Room from Plug
Torrance (CA) coffee hipster Brent Manson finally saved from asking
for his coffee with "Walking Room" at his local coffee shop.
"The kids at the coffee shop always looked at me like I was crazy
when I asked for my latte with 'Walking Room,' a term instructing them
to leave a little room at the top of the cup so the coffee did not spill
out the siphole as I walked. You should have seen the looks from the
other people at the coffee shop." Mikey continued, "With the
Little Green Plug, I don't have have the coffee spills I used to so
I can stop asking for 'Walking room.'"
May 2007: Intern Saved by the Little Green Plug
Intern Jimmy Janeson saves unpaid internship by introducing CEO to The
Little Green plug. "I was caught running my Ebay business from
my cubicle and was about to be fired. Just as the CEO was about to dismiss
me, he noticed the Plug in my coffee cup siphole. He asked me about
it and told him 'this plug will change your life.'" says Janeson.
"I went on and on about the Little Green Plug, how it keeps your
coffee hotter longer, how it keeps your coffee from spilling in your
car and how it makes you more popular with your friends. I told him
to take the plug for himself. He was so happy that he had forgotten
why he had come to my cubicle in the first place."
May 2007: Soccer Mom Bemoans Day She Forgot The Plug
Irvine (CA) Soccer mom Lisa Winney rues day she forgot Little Green
Plug at home, leading to the all-too-familiar “spill-scald-drop”
sequence. “I was bringing my triple-shot-extra-hot-non-fat-soy-milk-four-pump-free-range-latte
to my mouth when coffee shot out of the siphole like a geyser. The coffee
scalded my hand causing me to drop the cup onto the floor of my Honda
Odyssey. My Crocs were filled with coffee, my kids were screaming and
I was hysterical. I could not even think.” Winney went on, “I
was so upset that me and the kids decided to scrap the trip to the beach
and just go shopping at South Coast Plaza, after which I felt much better.”
April 2007: Crisis Averted for Coffee Snob
Little Green Plug prevents local coffee snob from having a very bad
day.
March 2007: Dropouts Love The Little Green Plug Too!
Version 1.0 of The Little Green Plug saves the day for high school dropout
who lives at Seattle area Tully's.
Note: Some of these are just for fun.